tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-130271592024-03-12T22:58:17.539-07:00The Rubbish of Spiders...no mortal supposesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger234125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-46373325225686087232014-04-13T17:45:00.000-07:002014-04-13T17:45:00.399-07:00Owl Man<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Owl Man.<br />
He doesn't live by muscle.<br />
Owl Man wants to be known for his heart and his mind.<br />
Owl Man drives a hybrid but he's worried about what the battery will do to the environment.<br />
He's an individual.<br />
He works smart.<br />
He respects others.<br />
Owl Man.<br />
<br />
Not like his uncle<br />
Owl Bear<br />
Who rips people limb from limb and<br />
Who screams epithets at their remains as he shits them out<br />
<br />
Owl Man.<br />
He is not like that.<br />
Owl Man is not afraid to be fashion forward.<br />
Owl Man does his best each day to speak and act mindfully.<br />
He bears his burdens proudly.<br />
He waxes his eyebrows.<br />
He reads BBC News.<br />
Owl Man.<br />
<br />
One day<br />
Owl Man<br />
Is going to marry your sister<br />
And you won't mindUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-849753117807698622014-04-06T17:38:00.000-07:002014-04-06T17:38:00.424-07:00Bronze Chef<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Sack a monastery, commit feats of daring,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Court Valhalla, live through battle instead,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">It's just another day, another herring.</span><br />
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-91365236413705811552014-03-30T20:47:00.000-07:002014-03-30T20:47:00.979-07:00Castellana<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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No need for brawn or brains to deal with<br />
Crooks who sell murder or flesh or drugs.<br />
All you need to hold your own is<br />
Well applied fashion, cash, and thugs.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-44258112504151024112014-03-26T20:35:00.000-07:002014-03-26T20:35:01.019-07:00Anne Burrell<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
Chef Anne Burrell<br />
Can really cook and really yell<br />
But I think I like her most <br />
When she talks lovey to the roast.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-90408907076434886342014-03-16T17:33:00.000-07:002014-03-16T17:33:00.150-07:00Who cares what the fox says<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Fox fox fox fox<br /> Forget what he says,<br /> We don't care how he talks. We care how he dresses<br /><i>(those fur coats, those socks!)</i> We care who he's dating<br /><i>(how big's the ring's rock?)</i> What music inspires him?<br /><i>(new kids on the block!)</i> Who's his favorite team<br /><i>(seattle seahawks!)</i> What's his favorite riddle?<br /><i>(schroedinger's box<br /> because -- see it coming? --<br /> it's a paradox!)</i> His favorite snack food!<br /><i>(bagel and lox!)</i><br /> His favorite kids toy!<br /><i>(alphabet blocks!)</i><br /> His favorite ears!<br /><i>(star trek's mr. spock's!)</i><br /> Engineering feat most admired?<br /><i>(the panamanian locks!)</i> <br />
Fox fox fox fox<br /> Forget what he says<br /> We don't care how he talks.<br /><br /><br />
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Peyton Manning's<br />
career's outstanding<br />
(Less for touchdown passes thrown <br />
than for "Football On Your Phone").Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-82904648781718521422014-03-02T10:00:00.000-08:002014-03-02T10:00:03.695-08:00Apocaliz!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
There are certain things you think you're done with <br />
when the bombs drop and the world ends. <br />
Schools and cops. <br />
Swiffer mops.<br />
Tax laws.<br />
Push-up bras.<br />
Infrastructure.<br />
Donald Duck couture.<br />
Then through the razor wire and zombie gizzards <br />
you look up and are forced to say: So. We meet again.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-76385233495321024282014-02-23T17:18:00.000-08:002014-02-23T17:18:00.656-08:00Thorn Sparrow<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-39779666913615536082014-02-16T17:19:00.000-08:002014-02-16T17:19:00.865-08:00Yellow Geraniums<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://www.pikerpress.com/article.php?aID=5478">http://www.pikerpress.com/article.php?aID=5478</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-62150544083040302482014-02-09T17:14:00.002-08:002014-02-09T17:14:26.300-08:00Dream Mammoths<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Illustration for Ending Sleep by Steve Klepetar: <a href="http://www.pikerpress.com/article.php?aID=5452">http://www.pikerpress.com/article.php?aID=5452</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-13289832707101351742013-10-30T22:34:00.000-07:002013-10-30T22:34:00.268-07:00You know, that guy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Melakoshalevanowicz!</div>
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He was the finest first mate</div>
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The Bonnie Blixie ever saw,</div>
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He could tear a gnome to tiny bits</div>
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He was the halest hobgoblin</div>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-8338093441220443302013-10-16T22:17:00.000-07:002013-10-16T22:17:00.160-07:00Urban Druid<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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She learned the speech of catkin,<br />
<br />
A magic sweeter than Elysium and more cruel than Hades.<br />
<br />
She watched them live and love and die<br />
<br />
And gave up "great sorceress" to be the "crazy cat lady".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-81420074895166841302013-09-24T19:17:00.001-07:002013-09-24T19:19:41.743-07:00Frequent Flyer Blues<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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They say that interstellar travel</div>
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What gets you down is not the crowds,</div>
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Must do a search but don't know which cavity.</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-73522388296204720262013-05-12T19:48:00.000-07:002013-05-12T19:48:43.009-07:00Lillian and friends<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Lillian was kind enough to help foster two orphaned kittens, which sounds adorable, but is actually a moderate pain in the rear. And the cuticle. Kittens that young are little more than claws with mouths and rectums attached. And they have an uncanny knack for hooking one's cuticle while one holds the milk bottle, creating dozens of tiny stab wounds up under one's nail cuticle where they are hard to see and even harder to disinfect. Once Lill and I wised up and started wearing gardening gloves to feed, everyone got along better.<br />
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John and Lill named them Pitch Black and Riddick. By the end of their weeklong stay, the kittens loved Lill. Fourmyle was not amused.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-12466382761149622002013-02-27T00:02:00.000-08:002013-02-27T00:02:00.707-08:00Until he played JV vs. the aliens<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The happiest exchange student I ever saw<br />
Came from a planet real hyped on "the hunt".<br />
He went to Berkeley, ate wheat grass and savored the way<br />
That no one there called him a runt.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-62698430920055478562013-02-25T23:48:00.000-08:002013-02-25T23:48:00.491-08:00Yeah, well you were no catch either<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Handbag by Gucci, shoes by Chanel<br />
Dress by Abercrombie and Fitch,<br />
Last night's blind date had such perfect taste,<br />
Too bad she was such a....<br />
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The teleportation accident<br />
Was the cause of many griefs.<br />
Now the doctor's always drawing blood<br />
And the skeeter keeps shouting, "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Kansas_City_Chiefs_season" target="_blank">Go Chiefs</a>!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-3872751586940199752013-02-21T23:32:00.000-08:002013-02-21T23:32:00.431-08:00She also makes abominably good cookies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The rejection of one's hoped-for bride<br />
Has wounded the pride of many,<br />
So to be sure his monster would be well-loved,<br />
Dr. Frankenstein made (more wisely) a granny.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-37625797412215477062013-02-19T23:22:00.000-08:002013-02-19T23:22:00.383-08:00She also has no co-pay<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The slaves get dumped in paupers graves<br />
For a cough or a runny nose,<br />
While the wealthy get eternal life --<br />
Tsk, those Egyptian HMOs!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-26038332650700937892013-02-17T23:07:00.000-08:002013-02-17T23:07:01.183-08:00Jeb and Roy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Jeb likes bluegrass, Roy plays metal.<br />
Roy likes bottles, Jeb drinks from cans.<br />
Seems the only thing they can agree on<br />
Is they're both Jeff Foxworthy fans.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-58511494376327356252013-02-15T23:00:00.000-08:002013-02-15T23:00:05.950-08:00Offices of Renfield, Westenra and Vlad<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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With real estate investing<br />
The profits are high,<br />
But don't trust this firm -<br />
They'll bleed you quite dry.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-18386953487674880472013-02-13T22:50:00.000-08:002013-02-13T22:50:00.690-08:00Sir Codney Finchester<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If you're about to get eaten,<br />
Don't act the baboon.<br />
Mind your manners around<br />
Creatures from Upper Lagoon.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-49891999672636130852013-02-11T22:45:00.000-08:002013-02-11T22:45:00.616-08:00Harrison Clogg<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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He'll hide under no bed<br />
To bring children pains.<br />
He'll be in the bathroom,<br />
Terrorizing your drains.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-61740503221716108992013-02-09T22:40:00.000-08:002013-02-09T22:40:00.382-08:00Quentin Tarantulantino<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
The numbers need crunched<br />
There's a productivity ebb<br />
Because all Quentin will do<br />
Is surf on the web.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13027159.post-79228738066277092182013-02-09T17:28:00.000-08:002014-02-09T17:36:50.956-08:00Fourmyle, Kanata-style<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
Roughs for another t-shirt design for Lillian. </div>
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Lillian had a sleep-over not long ago, and Fourmyle was the self-proclaimed guest of honor. I have never seen a cat enjoy playing Barbies, tea party, and assorted other schoolgirl games as much as Fourmyle. He never tires of playing with the girls, or laying on their belongings to make them pay attention to him, or lounging about ten feet away, with little flowers and rainbows bouncing above his head as he watches the girls chatter. He's also very fond of biting ME to make the girls shriek with laughter. </div>
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I decided one of Lill's next t-shirts needs to feature the cat. This design is a free-hand homage to Konami Kanata, whose series "Chi's Sweet Home" makes Lillian squee from cuteness. </div>
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